No more must you settle for mediocracy when enjoying a tipple. Feast your marvellous and no doubt noble peepers upon the Magical Unicorn Champagne Horn.
We can't quite recall who it was that said horns are no longer acceptable drinking vessels, but what we do know is that they were positively incorrect. When it comes to bony, pointed animal projections there's none quite as notable as the unicorn's. Renown for their annoying camera shyness, when we do eventually manage to get our mitts on one of these creatures we try to harvest as many horns as possible - all for your drinking enjoyment.
The result? This uber slinky goblet.