When the shit hits than fan, or your undies, it’s time to go into cover up mode. If you’re at work or out in public, your sharty shorts aren’t going anywhere, so how can you combat the inevitable stench of your trio del fuego taco supreme?
Oops, Did I Just Shit My Pants Breath Mints are the only option you have left! Let the strong smell of peppermint overpower the smell of your own poo. Grab a handful, pop them in your mouth, and start blowing like the Big Bad Wolf. It’s better to have everyone think you’re nuts than randomly shitting yourself throughout the day.