Instant MILF Bath Soak

You know what blows serious chunks? Meetings. Deadlines. F*cking stress. The kind of sh!t that makes you frazzled as hell, coming home in straight-up survival mode like what. the. f*ck. is my life turning into?

Quit that sh!t and dip into a deep tub fulla milk bath. It's warming as f*ck. It's got ground oatmeal to anti-inflammatize your sh!t, and baking soda to soften your f*cking water. It's got lavender and chamomile, because who doesn't love smelling like a f*cking herb garden? And the milk powder: prepare to be amazed. It'll make your legs feel like two sticks of sweet-a$$ butter. Believe us. You need somma that Instant MILF Milk Bath Soak.

Price: $9.99