Fack Off! Microfiber Mosquito Repellent Bracelet

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Do you live near the woods or a body of water, or go outside during the summer - EVER? You are at risk of being preyed upon by tiny flying vampires. Let these Microfiber Mosquito Repellent Bracelets tell them to Fack Off! Tropical disease viruses lurk just beneath the fangs of those blood sucking insects.

 If you’re tired of slapping, scratching and just generally being annoyed to (swear word removed) when the bugs come out, then you’re in the right place. Don’t risk having your hike, camping trip, suntan or evening on the patio ruined by bloodthirsty winged villains. One bracelet will do, though for the mean blood suckers in Texas or Florida, try two. (Can be worn on ankles, too, btw.)


Price: $12.95