Calm the F*ck Down Tea

​Nothing beats a cuppa. The builder's brew has long held status as the national drink of Britain. Until now. If you're after a more interesting alternative to your bog standard beverage - look no further. 

A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the fuck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea. 

You heard right, not only does this sensational concoction taste glorious, its soothing qualities will console even the busiest of brains, hushing your woes, make you feel all warm and snuggly inside and of course calm you the fuck down.

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Price: $13.00